The oldest rivalry in finance, staged as slapstick. A bull and a bear grapple across a desk buried in printouts while red candles bleed across the monitor and a water cooler waits to be knocked over. The joke runs deeper than it looks: every analyst office is this fight, every day, just without the horns. The illustration leans into cartoon absurdity but keeps a real edge of aggression in the eyes. For collectors who read markets as theater, this piece treats the trading floor like the comic strip it secretly is.